226 Church Excuses
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I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. |
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I'm not coming to church, I no longer have trouble thinking for myself. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. |
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I'm not coming to church, I don't pay membership fees to worship God. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. |
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I'm not coming to church, Tom Cruise has shown me the light of Scientology. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toupee wouldn't cooperate this morning! |
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I can't go to church, I have Tourette's and I shout obscene words on a regular basis. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. |
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I wasn't absent yesterday, it was my identical twin! |
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I'm not coming to church, the pews are uncomfortable and the air is too stuffy. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. |
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But I just went to church last week! |
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You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" |
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You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" |
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Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. |
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I can't come to church now, I have a witch burning in an hour! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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