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226 Church Excuses

I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, I no longer have trouble thinking for myself. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, I don't pay membership fees to worship God. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, Tom Cruise has shown me the light of Scientology. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toupee wouldn't cooperate this morning! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't go to church, I have Tourette's and I shout obscene words on a regular basis. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wasn't absent yesterday, it was my identical twin! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, the pews are uncomfortable and the air is too stuffy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
But I just went to church last week! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't come to church now, I have a witch burning in an hour! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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