340 Dating Excuses
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I'm sorry, I have food allergies and I can't eat at that restaurant. |
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I'd love to go on a date with you, but I have food allergies and we won't be able to touch. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have food poisoning. |
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I'm sorry, my friends don't like you and I value their judgment. |
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I won't be able to make it, my friend just croaked and I'm pretty bummed about it. |
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I'm too frunk to duck. |
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I'd love to have sex, as long as you're fine with my furry fetish. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my garage door wouldn't open. |
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Sorry I went nuts, I was having a Gary Busey moment. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the gate to my gated community wouldn't open. |
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I'm sorry, I'm just genetically predisposed to be late. |
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I won't be able to make it, my gerbil is in heat! |
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I don't like coffee, but I'd love to show you my collection of Star Wars action figures! |
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I don't like coffee, but I'd be happy to show you my LARPing gear! |
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No thanks, I don't want herpes. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my GPS gave me bad directions. |
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I'm sorry I'm late -- the only way I can deal with you is after a few stiff drinks. |
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I won't be able to make it, my grandfather just died and today is his funeral. |
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I won't be able to make it today, my grandmother just died and today is her funeral. |
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You were great in bed, but I can't stand you the rest of the time. |
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I won't be able to make it, I've been bad so I'm grounding myself. |
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Oh. Sorry. I thought you were my girlfriend. Do you want your gum back? |
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I won't be able to make it, it's hailing outside! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a massive hangover. |
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I only date Hare Krishnas. |
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I really can't talk to you because I hate your guts. |
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I don't want to have sex, I haven't shaved in a while. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a splitting headache. |
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I won't be able to make it, I sprained my neck headbanging at a metal show last night. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm suffering from heatstroke. |
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We can't have sex tonight, my friend just texted me for help. |
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I won't be able to make it, a car hit me as I was crossing the street. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got waylaid by a crazy homeless man on my way here. |
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I won't have sex until you finish my honey-do list. |
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You don't want to date me, trust me. |
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I won't be able to make it, my horse bit me hard. |
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I won't be able to make it, I spilled hot coffee in my lap this morning. |
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I'm sorry, I'm house sitting for a friend that day. |
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If you were the last person on Earth, I'd date trees. |
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I'm sorry, I've changed since we met. |
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I'm sorry, I have a date with my imaginary friend that night. |
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I'm sorry, I'm already in a relationship. |
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We can't have sex now that we're married, we're family now. |
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I don't want to go on a date with you, I like someone else. |
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I don't want to have sex, I'm into someone else. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to iron my good clothes. |
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It's not me, it's you. |
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It's not you, it's me. |
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It's not you...it's me not that into you... |
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I won't be able to make it, I've been sentenced to jail. |
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