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340 Dating Excuses

I'm sorry, I'm actually 13. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wouldn't want my jealous boyfriend to see us together, he can get a little violent. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my kids get jealous for my attention when I go out on dates. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wouldn't want my jealous girlfriend to see us together, she can get a little psycho. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm busy preparing for Jesus' imminent return. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I just want to be friends. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I just washed the sheets! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't date anyone until Justin Bieber hits puberty. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to siphon my gas. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to let the air out of my tires. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm won't be able to make it, I accidentally left my car keys in the pants I sent to the cleaners. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, someone kicked me in the groin and I'm in a lot of pain! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I fell out of a tree trying to rescue an adorable kitten. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I can't find parking. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I fell off a ladder and twisted my ankle. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my last date was so bad that I've sworn off dating altogether. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
But we just had sex LAST month! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I'm allergic to latex condoms. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, someone stole my clothes from the laundromat! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't go out with you that night, it's laundry day and I'll have nothing to wear! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to fix my leaky bathroom pipes. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry, I gave you up for lent. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I have leprosy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You look too much like my father for me to consider dating. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You look too much like my mother for me to consider dating. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to call the police to remove a creepy man lingering outside of my house. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the building! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I forgot where I parked my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my contacts. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my glasses. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I lost my toothbrush and I had garlic for breakfast. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my wallet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I've already masturbated today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have other, as-yet-unspecified plans I'm sure will materialize in due time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming, I hate people. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the bus. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I missed my flight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the train. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost in the fog and missed the turn. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, there's mold growing around my house and it's making me sick. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I only date fellow Mormons. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'll be busy moving that weekend. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was mugged on my way here! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My mugshot has an appointment with the morning news. You'll understand when you see. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, my room has been bugged and I don't want them watching us. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I have some sort of mysterious discharge. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I just moved here and I'm still unfamiliar with the area. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I think my new piercing is infected. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my new tattoo needs time to heal. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You want to have sex? NO. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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