340 Dating Excuses
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I can't make our date tonight, I ran out of makeup. |
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We can't have sex tonight, Tuesdays are statistically the worst day for it. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to trim my nose and ear hair. |
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I'm sorry, but I'm not drunk enough to have sex with you. |
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I'm sorry, I don't have enough time for a relationship. |
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I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood for sex. |
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I'm sorry, I'm not into dating. |
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I'm sorry, you're not my type. |
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I'm sorry, I'm just not ready for sex. |
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I wasn't having sex with her, she was giving me a nude massage. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I have OCD and I cannot leave until the time is an even multiple of 7. |
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We can't have sex, I'm off the pill. |
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I'm too old for all that "dating" nonsense! |
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I'm sorry, I only date older guys. |
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We can't have sex tonight, I'm on my period. |
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I'm sorry, you look nothing like your online dating profile. |
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Damn. I have a scheduling conflict with my oompah band. |
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I'm sorry, I have an operation scheduled then. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to get gas in the car. |
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested in men. |
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested in women. |
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I'm sorry, I'm out of your league. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to work late tonight. |
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We can't have sex, I'm not ovulating yet! |
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Oh, you meant Pacific Standard Time? |
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I'd rather watch the paint dry. |
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I won't be able to make it, I just had a panic attack. |
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I won't be able to make it, my good pants shrunk in the wash! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I'm terrible at parallel parking. |
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I'm sorry, I don't think my mother would approve of you. |
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I'm sorry, my parents said that I'm not ready for dating. |
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We can't have sex, my parents are staying over tonight. |
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I won't be able to make it, I was out all night partying. |
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I can't make it to our date, I ran out of pepper spray. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm having period cramps. |
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I won't be able to make our date, my pet rock needs my attention. |
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I'm sorry, I'm pet sitting for a friend that day. |
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I can't go out with you, the planets haven't aligned yet. |
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I'm PMSing and I don't want to talk to you! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was playing online poker and my hand was too good to fold! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I popped a tire on my way here. |
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I don't want to have sex, I'd rather watch porn. |
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I won't be able to make our date, my friend just thought it would be funny to set us up. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, someone plastic-wrapped my car. |
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I don't want to have sex, I'm too pre-occupied with work right now. |
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I'm sorry, I'm still not over my last boyfriend. |
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I'm sorry, I'm still not over my last girlfriend. |
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The prosthetic penis in my bag isn't mine. |
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I won't be able to make it, I pulled my back last night. |
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I won't be able to make it, there's rain, sleet, and snow outside, and I'm no postman. |
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