340 Dating Excuses
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I won't be able to make it, I'm feeling a little dizzy from fasting for Ramadan. |
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I have a rash. Even there? ESPECIALLY there. |
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I only date fellow Rastas. |
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I have better things to do, like rearrange my white socks. |
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I'm sorry, I'm still recovering from surgery and I don't have enough energy to go out. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I hit every red light on my way here! |
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Sorry I'm late, but time is a relative, subjective phenomenon anyway, so let's not make a big deal. |
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I'm sorry, all the bars around here have a restraining order against me. |
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Everyone tells me I should take more risks, so I tried skydiving and I broke my leg. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I ran over a squirrel and I had to make sure it was okay. |
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I'm sorry, I don't want to ruin our friendship by dating you. |
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I'd love to have sex, as long as you're interested in S&M. |
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Uh, I hope YOU didn't eat the salmon mousse too! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was stopped in the street by Sasha Baron Cohen on my way here. |
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I'm sorry, I have class that night. |
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I'm sorry, I'm into suave men like Sean Connery. |
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I'm sorry, I have a virtual date that night on Second Life. |
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I could tell you why I was absent, but then I'd have to kill you. |
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I could tell you why I'm late, but then I'd have to kill you. |
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Alright Seinfeld, cut the jokes, I'm not interested in you. |
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I'm sorry, I had sex on ecstasy and after that experience nothing else can compare. |
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Sorry for sleeping with your sister, your mom wasn't available. |
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I won't be able to make it, I just ate shellfish and I think I'm allergic. |
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I won't be able to make it, my good shirt shrunk in the wash! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to clean my shower grout. |
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Sorry, I'm holding out for someone that doesn't look like Shrek. |
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We can't have sex, I think I'm going to be sick. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm having bad side effects from my new medicine. |
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I won't be able to make it, a skunk sprayed me as I was walking to my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a slow driver the whole way here. |
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There's a rattlesnake hiding in my lawn, and I'm afraid it'll bite me if I leave for my car. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm snowed in to my house. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my car got snowed in. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got something in my eye on the way here. |
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I don't want to have sex, I'm still sore from last night. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a gash in the space-time continuum. |
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No hablo ingles. |
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Just to warn you, I have split personality disorder and the other me is nuts! |
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I won't be able to make it, I went to Tijuana this weekend but I forgot my passport to get back in! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a truck. |
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We can't have sex, my tampon is stuck. |
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I'm sorry, I have a huge exam coming up and I need to study. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the subway got delayed today. |
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I won't be able to make it, my friend is about to jump and I need to talk him down. |
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Can we make it another time? I'm on call at the suicide hotline tonight. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm too sunburnt to go out in public. |
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I can't make it, I accidentally left my sunroof open all night and the rain flooded my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to tame my 'fro. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. |
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