340 Dating Excuses
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I'm sorry, you're not enough like Edward for me. |
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I'm sorry, I only date sparkly vampires. |
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I'm sorry, you're not enough like Jacob for me. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. |
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I don't want to have sex, you're terrible in bed. |
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We can't have sex, the kids are still awake! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. |
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I just need more time for myself. |
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I'm sorry, I'm just tired of sex. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. |
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We can't have sex, you're too drunk and I don't want to take advantage of you. |
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You're too good for me. |
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I'd love to go out with you, but I have Tourette's and I may shout curse words at any moment. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'd love to go out with you, except I'm not actually a woman. |
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I'd love to go out with you, except I'm not actually a man. |
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I'm sorry, I work for a traveling circus and we'll be gone by then. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. |
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I was too busy tweeting -- did you say something? |
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I never agreed to go on a date with you, that was my identical twin. |
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We can't have sex, I'm your girlfriend's twin sister! |
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I'm sorry, I don't know you well enough to date you. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. |
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We can't have sex, I have vagina dentata. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. |
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I'm sorry, that's the night I water my plants. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. |
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I'm sorry, I have my weekly bath that night. |
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I'm busy that night, I have to help someone with their whatchamacallit. |
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We can't have sex tonight, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. |
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You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" |
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You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" |
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Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. |
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I'm sorry, I have work that night. |
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You must have the wrong number -- I don't know you. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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