67 Driving Excuses
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my husband is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my mother is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my sister is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my wife is in the hospital! |
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My friend dared me to hit 100 mph, and who was I to refuse a good dare? |
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I'm sorry officer, I don't want to be late for my hot date! |
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I'm sorry officer, I need to use the restroom real bad! |
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I thought THAT dial was the speedometer! |
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I have split personality disorder, the OTHER me was speeding! |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm not very good at driving stick! |
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I'm sorry officer, my gas pedal was stuck! |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to get away from the tailgater behind me. |
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I think speed limits are unlawful so I am practicing civil disobedience. |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm wanted in this state and I need to disappear. |
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I'm sorry officer, my wife is in labor and I'm rushing her to the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, my dog just likes to feel a firm wind on his face. |
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I'm sorry officer, I sped up to make a yellow light and I must have forgotten to slow back down. |
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