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I won't be able to make it, I went to Tijuana this weekend but I forgot my passport to get back in! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a bus. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a truck. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I have a huge exam coming up and I need to study. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the subway got delayed today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my friend is about to jump and I need to talk him down. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm too sunburnt to go out in public. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to tame my 'fro. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I work for a traveling circus and we'll be gone by then. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wasn't absent yesterday, it was my identical twin! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, that's the night I water my plants. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm busy that night, I have to help someone with their whatchamacallit. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to help someone with his whatchamacallit. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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