147 Late Excuses
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I'm not late, I'm just a day early! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had a power outage last night and now my electric car won't start. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost pulling off the road for an emergency vehicle. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to feed my canary. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got a flat tire on my way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my flight got delayed. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my garage door wouldn't open. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the gate to my gated community wouldn't open. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the gate to the company complex wouldn't open! |
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I'm sorry, I'm just genetically predisposed to be late. |
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I'm doing my part today by not coming in, which ensures there will be more work for everyone else. |
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As I was heading out the door, I was mauled by my dad's gorilla. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my GPS gave me bad directions. |
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I'm sorry I'm late -- the only way I can deal with you is after a few stiff drinks. |
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A groundhog bit my tire, causing it to go flat. |
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Sorry I'm late, I received special handling by the TSA. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my hernia was acting up this morning. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got waylaid by a crazy homeless man on my way here. |
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Sorry I was late, I have an iPhone and the Alarm doesn't go off until tomorrow. |
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My excuses work only if you have AT&T. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to iron my good clothes. |
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Sorry I'm late. My jedi master made me stay late after practice and pick up the lightsabers. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to siphon my gas. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to let the air out of my tires. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to fix my leaky bathroom pipes. |
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I was left for dead in Mexico with three dollars and a watch, and all I got was this lousy excuse. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was busy looking for a left-handed monkey wrench for my Boy Scout leader. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to call the police to remove a creepy man lingering outside of my house. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got locked out of my house this morning. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the building! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I forgot where I parked my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my contacts. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my glasses. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the room! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my wallet. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed my flight. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the train. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost in the fog and missed the turn. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I ran out of coffee this morning. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught up in the morning news. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was mugged on my way here! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I just moved here and I'm still unfamiliar with the area. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my newborn daughter kept me up all night. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my newborn son kept me up all night. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to trim my nose and ear hair. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I have OCD and I cannot leave until the time is an even multiple of 7. |
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I'm sorry I'm late. Once you're as old as I am, you'll understand. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, an old friend just stopped by and I had to make him feel at home! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to get gas in the car. |
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