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358 School Excuses

My dog mistook my homework for a newspaper. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't feel motivated to do this assignment because you didn't challenge me enough. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My friend dared me to skip my homework for an entire month. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dad packed my homework in his briefcase by accident. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Homework? What homework? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my horse bit me hard. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I spilled hot coffee in my lap this morning. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My maid accidentally threw my homework away. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My furnace went out, so I had to burn my textbooks for the heat. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We ran out of toilet paper, so I had to make do with my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I've been absent, I've been in jail on false charges and I just got acquitted. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Your repetitive assignments insult my intelligence, I am offended you expect us to complete them. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why am I staying home today? Well, this way I can surf Internet porn without offending anyone. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I did do my homework, but the only pen I could find had invisible ink. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry I was late, I have an iPhone and the Alarm doesn't go off until tomorrow. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My excuses work only if you have AT&T. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry I'm late. My jedi master made me stay late after practice and pick up the lightsabers. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm busy preparing for Jesus' imminent return. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, someone kicked me in the groin and I'm in a lot of pain! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I've been absent, I was kidnapped and I just escaped! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I fell out of a tree trying to rescue an adorable kitten. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I fell off a ladder and twisted my ankle. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my laptop. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I fell asleep, my neighbors kept me up all night with their loud music. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I fell asleep, I stayed up all night studying! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, someone stole my clothes from the laundromat! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to fix my leaky bathroom pipes. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I must've left my homework in the bus. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I must've left my homework in the car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was busy looking for a left-handed monkey wrench for my Boy Scout leader. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I have leprosy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I promised myself I wouldn't do anything until my orc reaches level 86! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to call the police to remove a creepy man lingering outside of my house. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I fell into the lion cage at the zoo yesterday and I need today off to get stitches. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My baby brother tore up my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got locked out of my house this morning. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I did my homework, I just can't open my locker to get it out! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I lost my backpack with my homework in it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the building! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I forgot where I parked my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my contacts. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my glasses. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I lost my toothbrush and I had garlic for breakfast. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the room! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't make it, I lost my wallet and I have to spend today at the DMV getting a new license. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my wallet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have enough willpower to finish my homework on time, so why bother? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I think I've got lumbago. It feels just like a hangover, oddly enough. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I fell asleep in class, my mattress at home is lumpy and I toss and turn all night. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have other, as-yet-unspecified plans I'm sure will materialize in due time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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