358 School Excuses
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Help. I'm being mauled slowly by a very quiet, gentle bear. Help. Please. |
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I thought we just had to do the homework in our heads. |
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My room is really messy, so I couldn't find my homework this morning. |
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I declared myself a citizen of the sovereign nation of my nation, so I have my own laws! |
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I'm not coming to school, I'm sick of listening to all my friends sing Miley Cyrus. |
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I'm not coming, I hate people. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed my flight. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the train. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost in the fog and missed the turn. |
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I won't be able to make it, there's mold growing around my house and it's making me sick. |
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My parents are divorced, I left my homework at my mom's house. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I ran out of coffee this morning. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught up in the morning news. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was mugged on my way here! |
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Muggers stole my homework! |
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My mugshot has an appointment with the morning news. You'll understand when you see. |
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I'm sorry I fell asleep, I have narcolepsy. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I just moved here and I'm still unfamiliar with the area. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to camp out to get the new game! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to camp out to get tickets to the new movie! |
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I won't be able to make it, I think my new piercing is infected. |
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I won't be able to make it, my new tattoo needs time to heal. |
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I'm sorry I was absent yesterday, I don't want to talk about it. |
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I'm too upset about the horrible living conditions in North Korea to focus on my homework. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to trim my nose and ear hair. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I have OCD and I cannot leave until the time is an even multiple of 7. |
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Damn. I have a scheduling conflict with my oompah band. |
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I thought that assignment was optional! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to get gas in the car. |
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I only do my homework when I'm paid. |
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We just got our house painted and it's hard to focus on homework with all the fumes. |
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I won't be able to make it, I just had a panic attack. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I'm terrible at parallel parking. |
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I'm in the parking lot, but that's as far as I'll go! |
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I'm sorry I was absent yesterday, I couldn't find parking. |
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I won't be able to make it, I was out all night partying. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm having period cramps. |
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I need to stay home today to nurse my pet gerbil back to health. |
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I won't be able to make it for a few days, I have pinkeye and it's highly contagious. |
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I'm not turning in my homework because you said you don't accept plagiarism. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was playing online poker and my hand was too good to fold! |
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I was away at the political protest yesterday. |
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I was too busy at the political protest to finish my homework. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I popped a tire on my way here. |
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I totally forgot about my homework, I must've smoked too much weed. |
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I was just taking a power nap to help me focus on what you're saying. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, someone plastic-wrapped my car. |
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I'm not sleeping, I'm closing my eyes to pray to our good health. |
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I'm not sleeping, I was praying intensely. |
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