358 School Excuses
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I left my homework at sports practice. |
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I leaving home when out of nowhere there was a stampede of rhinos in my way. |
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It was either homework or Starcraft... Easy choice. |
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I'm sorry I was absent yesterday, I just started puberty. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I thought we started at (the time you arrived). |
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There are children starving in China, and you're worried about whether I did my homework? |
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I'm sorry I've been absent, I had my kidneys stolen and sold on the black market. |
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You'll never believe me, but my tardiness involves a bottle of Stoli and a defective Thighmaster. |
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I'm on strike against homework. |
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I'm on strike against school. |
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I won't be able to make it, I went to Tijuana this weekend but I forgot my passport to get back in! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a truck. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in my locker. |
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I was stuck on an island. My canoe floated away. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the subway got delayed today. |
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I won't be able to make it, my friend is about to jump and I need to talk him down. |
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I forgot how to do this over summer break. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm too sunburnt to go out in public. |
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I can't make it, I accidentally left my sunroof open all night and the rain flooded my car. |
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I won't be able to make it, I was playing with superglue and now I'm attached to the wall. |
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I just really need some me time. Some me and the Spice Channel and Tequiza time, to be exact. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to tame my 'fro. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. |
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I'm taking a day off from school today, I figure I've tortured you enough for one week. |
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I know your workload is heavy, so I didn't want to contribute by giving you more homework to grade. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. |
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Termites ate my homework. My house is infested, we're getting it tented next week. |
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I need a day off to recover from my terrible ordeal. |
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I'm not doing your textbook work, my parents say that the Bible is the only book worth reading. |
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I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I respond only after the third phone call. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. |
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I won't be coming in today, I have to stay home to Tivo the finale of my favorite soap. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. |
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I had too many chores to do my homework last night. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toupee wouldn't cooperate this morning! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. |
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My goal is to become a TV star, so watching TV seemed like a better use of my time. |
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I didn't finish my homework because I just don't work well under pressure. |
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I'm sorry I've been absent, I recently developed a condition where I sprout thick fur from my face. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. |
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I've got big plans! Big, vague plans. Big, vague plans that are suddenly withering to your questions. |
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I tried to make it, but I'm a vampire and couldn't get into the building without an invitation. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. |
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The rain soaked through my backpack and destroyed my homework. |
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