85 Travel Excuses
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Rush Limbaugh really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Sean Hannity really gets me going! |
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You're giving me a ticket? Don't you know who I am? |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm not feeling well and I had no one else to drive me home. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought this freeway was called the 65. |
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I swear to drunk I'm not God! |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought that was the minimum speed! |
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I'm sorry officer, speed limits are just such an inconvenience! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my brother is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my daughter is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my father is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my husband is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my mother is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my sister is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my wife is in the hospital! |
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My friend dared me to hit 100 mph, and who was I to refuse a good dare? |
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I'm sorry officer, I don't want to be late for my hot date! |
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I'm sorry officer, I need to use the restroom real bad! |
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I thought THAT dial was the speedometer! |
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I have split personality disorder, the OTHER me was speeding! |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm not very good at driving stick! |
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I'm sorry officer, my gas pedal was stuck! |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to get away from the tailgater behind me. |
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I think speed limits are unlawful so I am practicing civil disobedience. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'm sorry, but after 9/11, I'm afraid to take the plane. |
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I can't go on that trip, who'd watch over my five squirrelly children while I'm gone? |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on a vacation in my mind. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm wanted in this state and I need to disappear. |
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I'm sorry officer, my wife is in labor and I'm rushing her to the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, my dog just likes to feel a firm wind on his face. |
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I'm sorry officer, I sped up to make a yellow light and I must have forgotten to slow back down. |
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