231 Events Excuses
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I won't be able to make it, I went to Tijuana this weekend but I forgot my passport to get back in! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a truck. |
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I'm sorry, I have a huge exam coming up and I need to study. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the subway got delayed today. |
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I won't be able to make it, my friend is about to jump and I need to talk him down. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm too sunburnt to go out in public. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to tame my 'fro. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm behind on my taxes and they're due today. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a temperature of 106. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'm sorry, I work for a traveling circus and we'll be gone by then. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. |
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I wasn't absent yesterday, it was my identical twin! |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. |
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I'm sorry, that's the night I water my plants. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. |
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I'm busy that night, I have to help someone with their whatchamacallit. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to help someone with his whatchamacallit. |
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You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" |
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You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" |
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Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. |
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I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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