26 Celebrity Excuses
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I can't do those chores! Who do I look like, Schwarzenegger? |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got punked by Ashton Kutcher. |
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Why do I need to do my homework? Look how far Bill Gates got without it! |
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I'm holding out for Brad Pitt. |
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Don't blame me, Britney Spears is my role model. |
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I'm not going to listen to you anymore, mom... Eminem has inspired me. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm busy learning some John Mayer songs to impress my girlfriend. |
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I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't date anyone until Justin Bieber hits puberty. |
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We can't all be as thin as Keira Knightley. |
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Why bother with work when I can just make a sex tape and get famous like Kim Kardashian? |
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I can't come to work -- I'm having a Lady Gaga moment. |
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I'm sorry, I thought that if someone as famous as Lindsay Lohan does it then it's okay! |
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I'm not coming to church, I listen to Marilyn Manson. |
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If Martha Stewart doesn't pay her taxes, then why should I? |
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I'm not coming to church as long as someone like Mel Gibson can call himself a Christian. |
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I'm sorry, ever since Michael Jackson died I haven't been the same. |
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I'm not coming to school, I'm sick of listening to all my friends sing Miley Cyrus. |
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I'm sorry I killed that guy, OJ Simpson is probably a bad role model. |
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I'm sorry, I can't understand you when you mumble like Ozzy Osbourne. |
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If Paris Hilton speeds, then why can't I? |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was stopped in the street by Sasha Baron Cohen on my way here. |
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I'm sorry, I'm into suave men like Sean Connery. |
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Alright Seinfeld, cut the jokes, I'm not interested in you. |
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I'm not coming to church, Tom Cruise has shown me the light of Scientology. |
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I'm sorry I shoplifted, Winona Rider is probably a bad role model. |
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I feel like Woody Allen, nothing ever goes right! |
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