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26 Celebrity Excuses

I can't do those chores! Who do I look like, Schwarzenegger? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got punked by Ashton Kutcher. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why do I need to do my homework? Look how far Bill Gates got without it! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm holding out for Brad Pitt. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Don't blame me, Britney Spears is my role model. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not going to listen to you anymore, mom... Eminem has inspired me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm busy learning some John Mayer songs to impress my girlfriend. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't date anyone until Justin Bieber hits puberty. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't all be as thin as Keira Knightley. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why bother with work when I can just make a sex tape and get famous like Kim Kardashian? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't come to work -- I'm having a Lady Gaga moment. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I thought that if someone as famous as Lindsay Lohan does it then it's okay! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, I listen to Marilyn Manson. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If Martha Stewart doesn't pay her taxes, then why should I? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church as long as someone like Mel Gibson can call himself a Christian. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, ever since Michael Jackson died I haven't been the same. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to school, I'm sick of listening to all my friends sing Miley Cyrus. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I killed that guy, OJ Simpson is probably a bad role model. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I can't understand you when you mumble like Ozzy Osbourne. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If Paris Hilton speeds, then why can't I? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was stopped in the street by Sasha Baron Cohen on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm into suave men like Sean Connery. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Alright Seinfeld, cut the jokes, I'm not interested in you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to church, Tom Cruise has shown me the light of Scientology. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I shoplifted, Winona Rider is probably a bad role model. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I feel like Woody Allen, nothing ever goes right! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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