89 Homework Excuses
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I'm addicted to Farmville, so I'm stuck here until my plants grow. |
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Why do I need to do my homework? Look how far Bill Gates got without it! |
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I am a boy genius, your homework assignments are beneath me! |
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I'm sorry, my brain is on vacation. |
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My computer is broken so I couldn't finish my homework. |
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My printer broke last night, so I wasn't able to print out my homework. |
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I was finishing my homework in the car and it flew out the window. |
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I was too busy volunteering at a charitable food bank to finish my homework. |
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I've been too depressed to finish my homework. |
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My computer crashed and deleted my essay! |
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My homework was late because my computer caught fire. |
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My parents are divorced, and I left my homework at my dad's house. |
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I've been too upset about the genocide in Darfur to focus on my homework. |
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I'm sorry about my homework, I've been devolving to the point where I hardly understand basic math. |
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I couldn't finish my reading homework, I'm still working on Dick and Jane! |
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I started my homework, but it was too hard so I gave up. |
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My dog ate my computer. |
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My dog ate my PowerPoint presentation. |
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My dog ate my psychiatrist, so I don't have a note from him. However, my dog isn't hungry anymore. |
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My dog died last night and I've been too upset to do my homework. |
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My dog ate my homework and pooped it out. |
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I don't have a dog so my other excuse won't work. |
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We have so little time here, I don't want to waste it with homework! |
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I thought this assignment was due on the 21st, not the 12th! |
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I don't understand you -- I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. |
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I was out cheering for our football team last night, I didn't have time for homework! |
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I forgot my glasses yesterday, I couldn't read the chalkboard to see that we had homework. |
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My goal is to become a game designer, so playing video games seemed like a better use of my time. |
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But the game was on! |
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I'm sorry I didn't do my homework, I'm just genetically predisposed to be lazy. |
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I refuse to kill trees by doing your homework assignments. |
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My hearing aid must have shut off when you assigned that. |
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I'm sorry, I'm allergic to homework. |
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My dog mistook my homework for a newspaper. |
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I didn't feel motivated to do this assignment because you didn't challenge me enough. |
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My friend dared me to skip my homework for an entire month. |
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My dad packed my homework in his briefcase by accident. |
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Homework? What homework? |
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My maid accidentally threw my homework away. |
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My furnace went out, so I had to burn my textbooks for the heat. |
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We ran out of toilet paper, so I had to make do with my homework. |
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Your repetitive assignments insult my intelligence, I am offended you expect us to complete them. |
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I did do my homework, but the only pen I could find had invisible ink. |
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My dog ate my laptop. |
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I must've left my homework in the bus. |
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I must've left my homework in the car. |
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I promised myself I wouldn't do anything until my orc reaches level 86! |
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My baby brother tore up my homework. |
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I did my homework, I just can't open my locker to get it out! |
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I lost my backpack with my homework in it. |
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