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89 Homework Excuses

I'm addicted to Farmville, so I'm stuck here until my plants grow. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why do I need to do my homework? Look how far Bill Gates got without it! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am a boy genius, your homework assignments are beneath me! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my brain is on vacation. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My computer is broken so I couldn't finish my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My printer broke last night, so I wasn't able to print out my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was finishing my homework in the car and it flew out the window. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was too busy volunteering at a charitable food bank to finish my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I've been too depressed to finish my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My computer crashed and deleted my essay! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My homework was late because my computer caught fire. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My parents are divorced, and I left my homework at my dad's house. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I've been too upset about the genocide in Darfur to focus on my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry about my homework, I've been devolving to the point where I hardly understand basic math. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I couldn't finish my reading homework, I'm still working on Dick and Jane! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I started my homework, but it was too hard so I gave up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my computer. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my PowerPoint presentation. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my psychiatrist, so I don't have a note from him. However, my dog isn't hungry anymore. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog died last night and I've been too upset to do my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my homework and pooped it out. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have a dog so my other excuse won't work. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We have so little time here, I don't want to waste it with homework! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought this assignment was due on the 21st, not the 12th! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't understand you -- I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was out cheering for our football team last night, I didn't have time for homework! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I forgot my glasses yesterday, I couldn't read the chalkboard to see that we had homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My goal is to become a game designer, so playing video games seemed like a better use of my time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
But the game was on! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I didn't do my homework, I'm just genetically predisposed to be lazy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I refuse to kill trees by doing your homework assignments. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My hearing aid must have shut off when you assigned that. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm allergic to homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog mistook my homework for a newspaper. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't feel motivated to do this assignment because you didn't challenge me enough. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My friend dared me to skip my homework for an entire month. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dad packed my homework in his briefcase by accident. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Homework? What homework? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My maid accidentally threw my homework away. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My furnace went out, so I had to burn my textbooks for the heat. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We ran out of toilet paper, so I had to make do with my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Your repetitive assignments insult my intelligence, I am offended you expect us to complete them. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I did do my homework, but the only pen I could find had invisible ink. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dog ate my laptop. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I must've left my homework in the bus. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I must've left my homework in the car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I promised myself I wouldn't do anything until my orc reaches level 86! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My baby brother tore up my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I did my homework, I just can't open my locker to get it out! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I lost my backpack with my homework in it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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