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27 Payment Excuses

I can't pay you, I'm allergic to money. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't pay you back, I've donated all my money to charity. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm a communist, I don't believe in free-market nonsense like paying for goods. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If I pay you back, my company will go bankrupt! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I spent all my money on crack. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My crazy ex stole all my money and left the country. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought I owed $384.00, not $38400! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm out of cash, mind if I pay you in Disney Dollars? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If I pay you back now, my family will starve! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The Bible says "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." You are neither of them. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll pay you later, I'm going through a stressful divorce right now. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not home often enough to have to pay rent. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm the victim of identity theft, so my bank shut down my account. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought I owned this car, I didn't know I had to pay lease. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was going to pay you back, but I lost my wallet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I maxed out my credit card. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I just returned from Europe and I only have Euros with me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm out of cash right now, sorry. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The check couldn't have bounced, it's not made out of rubber! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't pay you now, I'm saving up for a new car! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No hablo ingles. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't pay you back now, I had to spend the money elsewhere. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I spent all my money on my last surgery. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought you were picking up the tab! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
They say that the best things in life are free, so I'm not going to pay for this. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll pay you once I get a job. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You're already rich, why do I need to pay you back? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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