27 Payment Excuses
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I can't pay you, I'm allergic to money. |
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I can't pay you back, I've donated all my money to charity. |
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I'm a communist, I don't believe in free-market nonsense like paying for goods. |
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If I pay you back, my company will go bankrupt! |
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I spent all my money on crack. |
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My crazy ex stole all my money and left the country. |
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I thought I owed $384.00, not $38400! |
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I'm out of cash, mind if I pay you in Disney Dollars? |
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If I pay you back now, my family will starve! |
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The Bible says "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." You are neither of them. |
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I'll pay you later, I'm going through a stressful divorce right now. |
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I'm not home often enough to have to pay rent. |
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I'm the victim of identity theft, so my bank shut down my account. |
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I thought I owned this car, I didn't know I had to pay lease. |
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I was going to pay you back, but I lost my wallet. |
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I'm sorry, I maxed out my credit card. |
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I'm sorry, I just returned from Europe and I only have Euros with me. |
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I'm out of cash right now, sorry. |
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The check couldn't have bounced, it's not made out of rubber! |
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I can't pay you now, I'm saving up for a new car! |
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No hablo ingles. |
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I can't pay you back now, I had to spend the money elsewhere. |
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I spent all my money on my last surgery. |
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I thought you were picking up the tab! |
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They say that the best things in life are free, so I'm not going to pay for this. |
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I'll pay you once I get a job. |
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You're already rich, why do I need to pay you back? |
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