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I feel lucky >
Sorry I was late, I was having a bad acid flashback.
I spent all my money on crack.
Officer, the crack pipe in my car isn't mine, it's my cousins.
I'm sorry I'm late. My dog ate my bong.
Sorry, I'm have an appointment on the corner to buy some crack.
I'd love to start a relationship with you as long as you can fund my chronic drug habits.
I'm sorry, I'm still feeling ill from the packet of cocaine I swallowed to smuggle across customs.
I'm sorry officer, I dropped my crack pipe in my beer bottle and I must have lost track of the road.
I can't go to rehab because I have to work to buy more drugs.
I forgot what I was saying.
I am a recovering drug addict and jury duty might make me relapse.
But officer, I use that pipe for tobacco.
Sorry, I'm too stoned for sex.
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