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38 Murder Excuses

I couldn't take my husband's stupid jokes any more, I had to shoot him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was blinded by the sun, how was I to know my knife would end up in his chest? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm a child at heart, so I shouldn't be held criminally responsible for my actions. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I may have killed that guy, but I'm only a child of my environment. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The little voices from the CIA told me to kill him! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm under extreme stress right now, I didn't mean to blow up and kill him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Do I look like a killer to you? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought he was on the FBI's Most Wanted list and was trying to do them a favor. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He looked at me funny, so I had to kill him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's not my fault, I'm genetically predisposed to a life of crime. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The glove doesn't fit, so you must acquit! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought the laws against murder were more guidelines than actual rules. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What's the point of owning a gun if I can't kill people? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It wasn't me, someone stole my identity and killed him in my name! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am criminally insane. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He made a wisecrack about my weight, and where I'm from we don't take insults lightly. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't approve of his lifestyle habits, and it seemed easier just to kill him than to change them. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's Hollywood's fault, movie violence inspired me to kill him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My friend dared me to kill that guy, and who was I to refuse a good dare? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't need jail time, I need to go to murderer rehab! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't know why I killed him, I haven't been the same since I started taking new meds. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
There's no evidence that I killed him, only hearsay. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I killed that guy, OJ Simpson is probably a bad role model. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I only killed him because I was PMSing. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What you call murder was only a practical joke gone awry. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
In my family, killing someone is a rite of passage. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It wasn't murder, it was self-defense. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What good is a ski mask if I can't kill anyone with it? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It was a mistake! I was sleepwalking when I killed him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He bullied me for years... After I found my dad's gun, I taught him a lesson he'd never forget. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He trespassed on my territory so I had the right to shoot him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I shouldn't be held accountable for killing him because I was coked up and on PCP at the time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He asked me to kill him! I just forgot to get it in writing. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am easily impressionable so I blame my violent actions on the video games I play. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It wasn't murder, it was vigilante justice. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The voices made me kill him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The voices in my head made me do it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I needed to kill him to complete my voodoo ritual! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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