38 Murder Excuses
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I couldn't take my husband's stupid jokes any more, I had to shoot him. |
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I was blinded by the sun, how was I to know my knife would end up in his chest? |
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I'm a child at heart, so I shouldn't be held criminally responsible for my actions. |
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I may have killed that guy, but I'm only a child of my environment. |
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The little voices from the CIA told me to kill him! |
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I'm under extreme stress right now, I didn't mean to blow up and kill him. |
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Do I look like a killer to you? |
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I thought he was on the FBI's Most Wanted list and was trying to do them a favor. |
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He looked at me funny, so I had to kill him. |
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It's not my fault, I'm genetically predisposed to a life of crime. |
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The glove doesn't fit, so you must acquit! |
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I thought the laws against murder were more guidelines than actual rules. |
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What's the point of owning a gun if I can't kill people? |
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It wasn't me, someone stole my identity and killed him in my name! |
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I am criminally insane. |
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He made a wisecrack about my weight, and where I'm from we don't take insults lightly. |
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I didn't approve of his lifestyle habits, and it seemed easier just to kill him than to change them. |
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It's Hollywood's fault, movie violence inspired me to kill him. |
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My friend dared me to kill that guy, and who was I to refuse a good dare? |
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I don't need jail time, I need to go to murderer rehab! |
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I don't know why I killed him, I haven't been the same since I started taking new meds. |
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There's no evidence that I killed him, only hearsay. |
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I'm sorry I killed that guy, OJ Simpson is probably a bad role model. |
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I only killed him because I was PMSing. |
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What you call murder was only a practical joke gone awry. |
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In my family, killing someone is a rite of passage. |
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It wasn't murder, it was self-defense. |
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What good is a ski mask if I can't kill anyone with it? |
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It was a mistake! I was sleepwalking when I killed him. |
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He bullied me for years... After I found my dad's gun, I taught him a lesson he'd never forget. |
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He trespassed on my territory so I had the right to shoot him. |
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I shouldn't be held accountable for killing him because I was coked up and on PCP at the time. |
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He asked me to kill him! I just forgot to get it in writing. |
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I am easily impressionable so I blame my violent actions on the video games I play. |
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It wasn't murder, it was vigilante justice. |
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The voices made me kill him. |
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The voices in my head made me do it. |
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I needed to kill him to complete my voodoo ritual! |
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