33 Holiday Excuses
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I'd love to come to your 4th of July party, but I hate America. |
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I'm sorry, I already have a Valentine. |
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I won't be coming to the company holiday party, I can't stand business casual. |
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I don't care if it IS Canadian, the calendar says it's a holiday and I'm taking it! |
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I'd love to come to your New Year's party, but I only celebrate Chinese New Year. |
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I'm not coming to your Christmas party because I hate Christianity. |
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I don't celebrate Christmas unless it's snowing outside. |
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I'm not coming to your holiday party, I get claustrophobic around all those people. |
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In protest against the current administration, I'm not celebrating 4th of July this year. |
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I'm sorry children, Santa had a hard year and had to cut some corners. |
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I won't be coming to your holiday party, I get depressed around all those happy people. |
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What? You expect me to come in on Disaffected Proletariat Day? Well, it's on MY calendar. |
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I can't come to the Easter party, I'm allergic to rabbits. |
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Thanks for the invitation, but I'm from Europe so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. |
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I'd love to go trick-or-treating with you, but my dentist says I shouldn't eat candy. |
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I'd love to go to your Halloween party, but I don't have a costume. |
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You scared me so badly at your Halloween party last year that I'm not sure I want to go back. |
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Hanukkah started on the 14th last year, I didn't know it changed! |
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I'm sorry I can't come to your Christmas party, I'll be busy at a Hanukkah celebration. |
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Everyone gains weight during the holidays! |
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I'm sorry, my Valentine date was so bad last year that I've sworn off the holiday altogether. |
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No thanks, I always get lonely at Valentine's parties. |
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It's too hard to keep track of Jewish holidays, there's so many of them! |
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I'm sorry children, Santa must have been allergic to the milk and cookies you left out. |
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It's a new year, so I'll have to come up with a list of new excuses. |
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I'm not coming to your holiday party, you have pathetic decorations. |
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Thanks for the invitation, but I'll be praying on Christmas, not partying. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm feeling a little dizzy from fasting for Ramadan. |
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I'm sorry children, the economy hit Santa pretty hard. |
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I'm sorry children, Santa's reindeer must've gotten sick this year. |
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I'd love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner, but I'm trying to watch my weight. |
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I'm not coming to your Thanksgiving party because I'm too chicken. |
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I don't have any treats, so how about a trick? |
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