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33 Holiday Excuses

I'd love to come to your 4th of July party, but I hate America. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I already have a Valentine. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be coming to the company holiday party, I can't stand business casual. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't care if it IS Canadian, the calendar says it's a holiday and I'm taking it! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to come to your New Year's party, but I only celebrate Chinese New Year. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to your Christmas party because I hate Christianity. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't celebrate Christmas unless it's snowing outside. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to your holiday party, I get claustrophobic around all those people. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
In protest against the current administration, I'm not celebrating 4th of July this year. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry children, Santa had a hard year and had to cut some corners. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be coming to your holiday party, I get depressed around all those happy people. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What? You expect me to come in on Disaffected Proletariat Day? Well, it's on MY calendar. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't come to the Easter party, I'm allergic to rabbits. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Thanks for the invitation, but I'm from Europe so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to go trick-or-treating with you, but my dentist says I shouldn't eat candy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to go to your Halloween party, but I don't have a costume. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You scared me so badly at your Halloween party last year that I'm not sure I want to go back. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Hanukkah started on the 14th last year, I didn't know it changed! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I can't come to your Christmas party, I'll be busy at a Hanukkah celebration. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Everyone gains weight during the holidays! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my Valentine date was so bad last year that I've sworn off the holiday altogether. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No thanks, I always get lonely at Valentine's parties. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's too hard to keep track of Jewish holidays, there's so many of them! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry children, Santa must have been allergic to the milk and cookies you left out. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's a new year, so I'll have to come up with a list of new excuses. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to your holiday party, you have pathetic decorations. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Thanks for the invitation, but I'll be praying on Christmas, not partying. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm feeling a little dizzy from fasting for Ramadan. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry children, the economy hit Santa pretty hard. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry children, Santa's reindeer must've gotten sick this year. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner, but I'm trying to watch my weight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not coming to your Thanksgiving party because I'm too chicken. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have any treats, so how about a trick? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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