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I don't need anger management, people just need to stop pissing me off! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Hello? HELLO? I can't hear you! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Of course this design sucks, I'm not Steve Jobs. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Can you hold that thought? I need to check on the body in my trunk. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Don't blame me, Britney Spears is my role model. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was going to text you back, but then I broke my hand. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to cats until I moved in with my new roommate. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What? The bartender told me it was apple juice! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I didn't have your number to call you back. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to talk about it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I must have double booked myself! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not going to listen to you anymore, mom... Eminem has inspired me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Tried taking 11 items through the 10-or-less checkout. Turns out the cashier knows tae kwon do. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't eat that, there was a fly in it! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You might say I'm hungover, but I prefer the term "funsick," thank you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's not my fault, God hates me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I really can't talk to you because I hate your guts. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I was having a hot flash. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have to leave, my alarm company called and said I'm being robbed! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I just forgot. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I thought that if someone as famous as Lindsay Lohan does it then it's okay! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I forgot, I'm still recovering from my lobotomy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I did that, I'm still recovering from my lobotomy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It must've gotten lost in the mail. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, ever since Michael Jackson died I haven't been the same. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Oh, so THAT's what you wanted me to do! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my mom didn't remind me! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I had an out-of-body experience and now I can't get back in. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I can't understand you when you mumble like Ozzy Osbourne. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, my phone died. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm PMSing and I don't want to talk to you! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't take time off for that, my potted plant needs constant supervision. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Your email got filtered into my spam folder by mistake. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No hablo ingles. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I know it looks like I wet my pants, but a dumb waitress spilled water on me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I suffer from spontaneous bouts of stupidity. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have any treats, so how about a trick? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was too busy tweeting -- did you say something? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't get your voicemail because it automatically deletes messages from you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't, I have a witch's curse on me! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I feel like Woody Allen, nothing ever goes right! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You must have the wrong number -- I don't know you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought no one would notice. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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