46 Miscellaneous Excuses
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I don't need anger management, people just need to stop pissing me off! |
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Hello? HELLO? I can't hear you! |
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Of course this design sucks, I'm not Steve Jobs. |
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Can you hold that thought? I need to check on the body in my trunk. |
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Don't blame me, Britney Spears is my role model. |
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I was going to text you back, but then I broke my hand. |
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I'm sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to cats until I moved in with my new roommate. |
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What? The bartender told me it was apple juice! |
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I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo. |
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I'm sorry, I didn't have your number to call you back. |
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I don't want to talk about it. |
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I'm sorry, I must have double booked myself! |
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I'm not going to listen to you anymore, mom... Eminem has inspired me. |
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Tried taking 11 items through the 10-or-less checkout. Turns out the cashier knows tae kwon do. |
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I won't eat that, there was a fly in it! |
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You might say I'm hungover, but I prefer the term "funsick," thank you. |
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It's not my fault, God hates me. |
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I really can't talk to you because I hate your guts. |
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I'm sorry, I was having a hot flash. |
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I have to leave, my alarm company called and said I'm being robbed! |
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I'm sorry, I just forgot. |
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Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant. |
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I'm sorry, I thought that if someone as famous as Lindsay Lohan does it then it's okay! |
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I'm sorry I forgot, I'm still recovering from my lobotomy. |
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I'm sorry I did that, I'm still recovering from my lobotomy. |
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It must've gotten lost in the mail. |
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I'm sorry, ever since Michael Jackson died I haven't been the same. |
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Oh, so THAT's what you wanted me to do! |
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I'm sorry, my mom didn't remind me! |
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I had an out-of-body experience and now I can't get back in. |
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I'm sorry, I can't understand you when you mumble like Ozzy Osbourne. |
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I'm sorry, my phone died. |
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I'm PMSing and I don't want to talk to you! |
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I can't take time off for that, my potted plant needs constant supervision. |
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. |
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Your email got filtered into my spam folder by mistake. |
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No hablo ingles. |
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I know it looks like I wet my pants, but a dumb waitress spilled water on me. |
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I'm sorry, I suffer from spontaneous bouts of stupidity. |
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I don't have any treats, so how about a trick? |
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I was too busy tweeting -- did you say something? |
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I didn't get your voicemail because it automatically deletes messages from you. |
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I can't, I have a witch's curse on me! |
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I feel like Woody Allen, nothing ever goes right! |
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You must have the wrong number -- I don't know you. |
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I thought no one would notice. |
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