39 Taxes Excuses
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I went bankrupt and I had other debts to pay before filing my taxes. |
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I've been too depressed to file my taxes. |
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If I have to pay my taxes, my company will go bankrupt! |
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My computer crashed and deleted my records, so I couldn't file my taxes. |
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My crazy ex destroyed my tax records and left the country. |
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I hate our current administration and I refuse to pay taxes to support them. |
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I thought I owed $384.00, not $38400! |
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I thought I put my name on the IRS do-not-call list! |
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Taxes are cruel and unusual, they violate my Eighth Amendment rights! |
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I didn't file my taxes because I don't want the IRS to find out how much I've embezzled. |
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If I spend my money on taxes, my family will starve! |
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I've been really stressed at work, I must've forgotten to file my taxes. |
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I have a really hectic home life, I must've forgotten to file my taxes. |
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I refuse to pay taxes to some government "authority," only God has authority. |
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I just went through a messy divorce and it took a while to iron out our property ownership. |
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My husband pays our taxes, don't blame ME for filing them late! |
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I didn't file my taxes because I'm an illegal immigrant. |
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I refuse to pay taxes assessed to "John Q. Public" because my legal name is "John Quincy Public." |
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I just moved and everything is still disorganized, so I couldn't find my tax receipts. |
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I mailed in my tax returns, the post office must have lost them. |
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If Martha Stewart doesn't pay her taxes, then why should I? |
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I'm a native American, I'm exempt from taxes. |
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There should be no taxation without representation, and our legislature inadequately represents me. |
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I have OCD and I must keep every object I touch, so I've been too disorganized to file my taxes. |
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I don't pay taxes, I'm trying to stay off the grid. |
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I was on vacation when taxes were due. |
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The IRS didn't notify me beforehand that I needed to file my taxes. |
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I've stopped filing taxes because my psychiatrist recommended that I eliminate stress from my life. |
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I thought that if you don't report your income or assets you can't be taxed. |
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No hablo ingles. |
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All these tax laws confuse me. |
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I thought my taxes were due NEXT week! |
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I wouldn't have evaded my taxes if I knew I could be fined! |
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I wouldn't have evaded my taxes if I knew I could be jailed! |
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I refuse to let the government steal money from me through taxes. |
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I didn't file my taxes last year because I was in jail. |
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I think taxes are unlawful so I am practicing civil disobedience. |
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I'm unemployed, I don't have enough money to pay taxes. |
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My wife pays our taxes, don't blame me for filing them late! |
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