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340 Dating Excuses

I'd love to go out with you, but it turns out we're cousins. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, it's against my religion to have sex while I'm married. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had high explosives in my bag and airport security interrogated me for hours. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I'm from Alaska so I still follow Alaskan time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was abducted by aliens. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I couldn't make it yesterday, an alien larva burst through my stomach. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I ate at an all-you-can-eat flax seed and oat bran buffet last night. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm married. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not interested in sex, I'm asexual like Morrissey. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got punked by Ashton Kutcher. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my asthma is acting up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, there's something growing on my foot. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I can't find a babysitter. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I just got back from Chicago. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You know how some people have bad hair days? I'm having a bad face day. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I just got out of a bad relationship, I don't think I'm ready for another yet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I got stung by a bee and now I have hives all over. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No amount of beer in the world would make me want to date you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, not after that argument you started today! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, it's not your birthday yet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I got into a fistfight yesterday and now I have a black eye. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, there's practically a blizzard outside of my house! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm giving blood and I'll need to rest afterward. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I got a bloody nose. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to get rid of the body in my trunk. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm holding out for Brad Pitt. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, someone broke into my house and I had to file a police report. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make our date tonight, I broke a nail. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was pulled over for a broken headlight on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the bus got delayed today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on a business trip. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Let me check my calendar, I'll call you back. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my water main broke and I can't take a shower. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I couldn't make it yesterday because I was in a car accident. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my car broke down on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I didn't know I was allergic to cats until it was too late. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm sworn to celibacy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I work for the CIA, I wouldn't want to jeopardize your safety by getting into a relationship. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, it's Cinco De Mayo. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, but I don't have sex with uncircumcised men. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'll be busy cleaning the gun from my date last night. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I couldn't make it yesterday, I was too depressed to get out of bed. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I have a phobia of clocks and other assorted timepieces. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet was clogged. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, Starbucks had a long wait. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I've been constipated. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I only date cougars. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good blouse. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good dress. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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