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147 Late Excuses

Sorry I was late, I was having a bad acid flashback. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had high explosives in my bag and airport security interrogated me for hours. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I'm from Alaska so I still follow Alaskan time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I've been absent, I was abducted by aliens. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was abducted by aliens. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got punked by Ashton Kutcher. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I just got back from Chicago. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't know. I felt like it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, someone stole my bike. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to get rid of the body in my trunk. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, someone broke into my house and I had to file a police report. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my alarm clock broke. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was pulled over for a broken headlight on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the bus got delayed today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my favorite breakfast restaurant sure was busy today! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my car broke down on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I just have a bad case of the Mondays. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry I can't make it, I'm trapped in a Chilean Mine. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm dressed up as a Chilean Miner for Halloween, so I won't be in for three months. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't hear the bell. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I have a phobia of clocks and other assorted timepieces. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet was clogged. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, Starbucks had a long wait. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My homework was late because my computer caught fire. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I've been constipated. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good blouse. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good dress. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good pants. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my good shirt. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, a creepy old man followed me onto the bus and it took forever to lose him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not late, I'm observing Daylight Savings Time early. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my battery died last night and I had to jumpstart my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my battery died on my way here and I had to call a tow truck. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, a deer jumped in front of my car and I swerved off the road. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my usual route was closed for maintenance and I got lost finding my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my daughter gave me a hard time getting her ready for school. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my son gave me a hard time getting him ready for school. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my dog crapped in my shoe. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ate my daughter's homework and I had to rush him to the vet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late. My dog ate my bong. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ate my son's homework and I had to rush him to the vet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my dog likes to hide my car keys. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ran out the front door as I was leaving and I had to catch him! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If you don't ask why I'm late, I won't tell. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was trapped by a Jehovah's Witness at my door. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, there was a Mormon at my door who just wouldn't leave. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, there was a salesman at my door who just wouldn't leave. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was detained by the police. The dream police. They beat me mercilessly with their snooze bar. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I should be drunk enough by noon to be motivated to come in today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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