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67 Driving Excuses

I'm sorry officer, I just hate this place so much I had to get out! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, my speedometer must be broken. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, someone's been following me and I was trying to lose him. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, my car stalls if I go under 70! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to dry my car in the wind. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I thought that light was green! I'm colorblind. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, my cruise control must be broken. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I have terrible depth perception. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I thought you were the dirty cop that's been stalking me. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's okay to speed as long as I don't hurt myself or others, right? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Dr. Laura really gets me going! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, it's too hard to read signs and focus on the road at the same time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I was just pondering life and I must have lost track of my speed. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to escape from the Feds! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to keep up with the traffic. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I forgot my glasses and I couldn't read my speedometer! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I dropped my crack pipe in my beer bottle and I must have lost track of the road. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought speed limits are more like guidelines than actual rules. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but my boss will fire me if I'm late again! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to feed my family if I have to pay that ticket! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, it's just that my horoscope told me I should take chances today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I've been hypnotized to drive like that! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the dark! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I've had a long day. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I'm from Europe and my conversions from kph to mph aren't very good. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Michael Savage really gets me going! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I just got new tires, they drive so smoothly I didn't know I was speeding! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, my car is old and difficult to control. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I was just hurrying to Mexico to escape the outstanding warrant for my arrest. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If Paris Hilton speeds, then why can't I? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to see what this car could do! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
But officer, I donate to the force regularly! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to give you some excitement. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, you didn't show up on my radar detector! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the rain! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, it's been a long drive and I was just zoning out a little. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Rush Limbaugh really gets me going! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Sean Hannity really gets me going! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You're giving me a ticket? Don't you know who I am? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I'm not feeling well and I had no one else to drive me home. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I thought this freeway was called the 65. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I didn't see the sign! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I couldn't read the signs in the dark! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I swear to drunk I'm not God! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No hablo ingles. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, I thought that was the minimum speed! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, speed limits are just such an inconvenience! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my brother is in the hospital! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my daughter is in the hospital! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my father is in the hospital! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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