67 Driving Excuses
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I'm sorry officer, I just hate this place so much I had to get out! |
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I'm sorry officer, my speedometer must be broken. |
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I'm sorry officer, someone's been following me and I was trying to lose him. |
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I'm sorry officer, my car stalls if I go under 70! |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to dry my car in the wind. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought that light was green! I'm colorblind. |
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I'm sorry officer, my cruise control must be broken. |
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I'm sorry officer, I have terrible depth perception. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought you were the dirty cop that's been stalking me. |
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It's okay to speed as long as I don't hurt myself or others, right? |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Dr. Laura really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's too hard to read signs and focus on the road at the same time. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just pondering life and I must have lost track of my speed. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to escape from the Feds! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to keep up with the traffic. |
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I'm sorry officer, I forgot my glasses and I couldn't read my speedometer! |
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I'm sorry officer, I dropped my crack pipe in my beer bottle and I must have lost track of the road. |
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I thought speed limits are more like guidelines than actual rules. |
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I'm sorry officer, but my boss will fire me if I'm late again! |
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I won't be able to feed my family if I have to pay that ticket! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's just that my horoscope told me I should take chances today. |
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I'm sorry officer, I've been hypnotized to drive like that! |
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I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the dark! |
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I'm sorry officer, I've had a long day. |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm from Europe and my conversions from kph to mph aren't very good. |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Michael Savage really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just got new tires, they drive so smoothly I didn't know I was speeding! |
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I'm sorry officer, my car is old and difficult to control. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just hurrying to Mexico to escape the outstanding warrant for my arrest. |
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If Paris Hilton speeds, then why can't I? |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to see what this car could do! |
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But officer, I donate to the force regularly! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to give you some excitement. |
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I'm sorry officer, you didn't show up on my radar detector! |
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I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the rain! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's been a long drive and I was just zoning out a little. |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Rush Limbaugh really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Sean Hannity really gets me going! |
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You're giving me a ticket? Don't you know who I am? |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm not feeling well and I had no one else to drive me home. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought this freeway was called the 65. |
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I'm sorry officer, I didn't see the sign! |
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I'm sorry officer, I couldn't read the signs in the dark! |
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I swear to drunk I'm not God! |
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No hablo ingles. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought that was the minimum speed! |
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I'm sorry officer, speed limits are just such an inconvenience! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my brother is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my daughter is in the hospital! |
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I'm sorry officer, but I just heard my father is in the hospital! |
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