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47 Jury Duty Excuses

I refuse to serve jury duty, I will not be sworn in on a bible I don't believe in! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd be happy to serve on jury duty as long as I can bring my colicky baby. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If I take time off for jury duty, my company will go bankrupt! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty because I am a convicted murderer. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Before you pick me for this jury, I want you to know that I'm allergic to deodorant. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to be an impartial juror, all lawyers I've met are dirty lying crooks. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If you make me serve jury duty, I'll sue you for emotional distress. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If I take time off for jury duty my family will starve! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Serving jury duty would be a financial hardship, the cost of living is skyrocketing these days! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Yeah, that guy looks guilty. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I have sole responsibility over five kids! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I only serve on juries with free donuts, sorry. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve on a jury, I'm still working on becoming a citizen! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty because I'm an illegal immigrant. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I'm stuck in jail. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am afraid that the defendant will come after me and attack me if I find him guilty for anything. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I will only serve on juries where I'm the foreman. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If chosen for this case, I will exercise my full rights to jury nullification. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Because I am not a murderer, I'm not qualified to serve on a jury of the defendant's peers. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty because I am a psychiatrist. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wouldn't be able to concentrate on a jury, I'm obsessed with my work right now. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I have an operation scheduled then. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I get panic attacks in stressful environments like courtrooms. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I no longer live in the county where I was summoned to jury duty. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't take time off for that, my potted plant needs constant supervision. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I would have to interrupt to pray to Allah five times a day. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I know the defendant from years ago, and we were best friends! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I know the defendant from years ago, and I hate his guts! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, my psychiatrist says that I need to avoid stressful situations. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am a horrible racist, do you really want me on your jury? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am a recovering drug addict and jury duty might make me relapse. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I refuse to serve jury duty in any court that swears people in with a religious book like the Bible. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm beginning to regret my sex change operation. I'm too confused to make a competent juror. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I am a single mother of ten! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have original thoughts. Do you really want me on your jury? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The good Lord will smite down the guilty, so my voice as juror is unnecessary. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
No hablo ingles. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Jury duty would conflict with my responsibility to care for my other personality. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't feel safe sitting in a government courthouse all day when there are terrorists on the loose. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I think mandatory jury duty is unlawful so I am practicing civil disobedience. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, but the Bible tells me that I shalt not judge. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I have Tourette's and I shout obscene words on a regular basis. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Mandatory jury duty is unconstitutional slave labor! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't serve jury duty, I just don't work well under pressure. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I am not educated enough to make a fair decision as a juror. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have a weak personality, so I'll just end up agreeing with whatever the other jury members decide. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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