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I'm sorry, it's against my religion to have sex while I'm married. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not interested in sex, I'm asexual like Morrissey. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, not after that argument you started today! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, it's not your birthday yet. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, but I don't have sex with uncircumcised men. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't have sex until you come with me to couple's therapy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, but my dildo pleasures me so much better than you do. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Let's not have sex, I don't want to hurt you again. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was drunk when I said I'd go out with you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I need to get up early tomorrow. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm out of Viagra. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm too frunk to duck. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to have sex, as long as you're fine with my furry fetish. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You were great in bed, but I can't stand you the rest of the time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I haven't shaved in a while. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I already have a headache. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex tonight, my friend just texted me for help. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't have sex until you finish my honey-do list. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If you were the last person on Earth, I'd date trees. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex now that we're married, we're family now. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I'm into someone else. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's not you...it's me not that into you... Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I just want to be friends. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I just washed the sheets! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
But we just had sex LAST month! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I'm allergic to latex condoms. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I've already masturbated today. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, my room has been bugged and I don't want them watching us. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I have some sort of mysterious discharge. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You want to have sex? NO. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex tonight, Tuesdays are statistically the worst day for it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, but I'm not drunk enough to have sex with you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood for sex. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I'm just not ready for sex. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wasn't having sex with her, she was giving me a nude massage. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I'm off the pill. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex tonight, I'm on my period. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My excuses work only if you have an iPhone. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I'm not ovulating yet! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd rather watch the paint dry. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, my parents are staying over tonight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I'd rather watch porn. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to have sex, I'm too pre-occupied with work right now. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The prosthetic penis in my bag isn't mine. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have better things to do, like rearrange my white socks. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to have sex, as long as you're interested in S&M. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry, I had sex on ecstasy and after that experience nothing else can compare. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry for sleeping with your sister, your mom wasn't available. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry, I'm holding out for someone that doesn't look like Shrek. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't have sex, I think I'm going to be sick. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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