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42 Weight Excuses

I do eat a balanced diet -- both light and dark beer. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not fat, I just have big bones. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's okay to eat cookies once they're broken because all the calories have fallen out. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd exercise but I can't afford gym membership. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I may be overweight, but I'm only a child of my environment. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little comfort food! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can eat whatever I want as long as I stick to diet soda. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I didn't eat that ice cream, the dog ate it! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I like to keep a little extra fat tissue for emergencies. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't want to look like an anorexic model anyways. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not fat, I'm fluffy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The government will start rationing food soon enough, I'm trying to eat my fill while I still can! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why should I diet when full-figured bodies are coming back into vogue? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm just genetically predisposed to be overweight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If God intended mankind to be thin, why did He make vegetables taste so bad and Twinkies so good? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
What do you mean, salads don't have chocolate? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Everyone gains weight during the holidays! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
We can't all be as thin as Keira Knightley. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
He made a wisecrack about my weight, and where I'm from we don't take insults lightly. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I haven't been able to lose weight since my last pregnancy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I had to eat those last cookies, they looked so lonely. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The gym kicked me out for grunting too loud and I've been too embarrassed to go back. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have enough willpower to stick to a diet, so why bother? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
A calorie is a measurement of heat, therefore ice cream has zero calories. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wouldn't be able to afford the new clothes I'd need if I lost weight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can eat whatever I want as long as I watch my portions. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
It's okay to eat a bar of chocolate before each meal, it softens your appetite. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Eating makes me feel like I'm actually accomplishing something. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm not pigging out, I'm just doing a quality control check. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Weight is all relative, so by some standards I'm thin. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm on a seafood diet. Anything I see, I eat. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Look at it, this candy bar is too small to fit calories inside. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I just have a slow metabolism. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
There are starving children in Africa, of course I'm going to eat all my food! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm under a lot of pressure at work, and desserts is just stressed spelled backwards! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'd love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner, but I'm trying to watch my weight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm feeling fat today, so I'm just going to go ahead, stay home and "think thin." Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm too busy to exercise. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My body is too old to handle exercise. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm on TWO diets. Just one doesn't give me enough to eat! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't exercise, my workout buddy is on vacation. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I can't exercise, I don't fit into my workout clothes. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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