61 Sex Excuses
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I don't want to have sex, I'm still sore from last night. |
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We can't have sex, my tampon is stuck. |
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I don't want to have sex, you're terrible in bed. |
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We can't have sex, the kids are still awake! |
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I'm sorry, I'm just tired of sex. |
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We can't have sex, you're too drunk and I don't want to take advantage of you. |
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Sorry, I'm too stoned for sex. |
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I was too busy tweeting -- did you say something? |
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We can't have sex, I'm your girlfriend's twin sister! |
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We can't have sex, I have vagina dentata. |
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We can't have sex tonight, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. |
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