147 Late Excuses
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Oh, you meant Pacific Standard Time? |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I'm terrible at parallel parking. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was playing online poker and my hand was too good to fold! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I popped a tire on my way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, someone plastic-wrapped my car. |
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I'm not sleeping, I was praying intensely. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I hit every red light on my way here! |
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Sorry I'm late, but time is a relative, subjective phenomenon anyway, so let's not make a big deal. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I ran over a squirrel and I had to make sure it was okay. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was sagging my pants and I couldn't walk very fast. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was stopped in the street by Sasha Baron Cohen on my way here. |
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I didn't do my homework because I'm trying to save trees. |
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I could tell you why I'm late, but then I'd have to kill you. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my big brother beat me up this morning! |
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I'm going to be a little late today, I have to take my daughter to the doctor. |
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I'm going to be a little late today, I have to take my son to the doctor. |
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I got stuck in the shower. Once you start whistling Handel's "Messiah," you really have to finish it |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I suffered sleep paralysis for hours this morning. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I sliced my finger making breakfast and had to clean up. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a slow driver the whole way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my car got snowed in. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got something in my eye on the way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a gash in the space-time continuum. |
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Your email got filtered into my spam folder by mistake. |
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I leaving home when out of nowhere there was a stampede of rhinos in my way. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I thought we started at (the time you arrived). |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a truck. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in my locker. |
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I was stuck on an island. My canoe floated away. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the subway got delayed today. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to tame my 'fro. |
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The bartender wouldn't let me leave. |
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I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I respond only after the third phone call. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my toupee wouldn't cooperate this morning! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. |
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I tried to make it, but I'm a vampire and couldn't get into the building without an invitation. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to help someone with his whatchamacallit. |
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You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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