89 Homework Excuses
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I don't have enough willpower to finish my homework on time, so why bother? |
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I thought we just had to do the homework in our heads. |
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My room is really messy, so I couldn't find my homework this morning. |
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I declared myself a citizen of the sovereign nation of my nation, so I have my own laws! |
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My parents are divorced, I left my homework at my mom's house. |
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Muggers stole my homework! |
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I'm too upset about the horrible living conditions in North Korea to focus on my homework. |
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I thought that assignment was optional! |
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I only do my homework when I'm paid. |
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We just got our house painted and it's hard to focus on homework with all the fumes. |
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I'm not turning in my homework because you said you don't accept plagiarism. |
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I was too busy at the political protest to finish my homework. |
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I totally forgot about my homework, I must've smoked too much weed. |
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My goal is to become a pro athlete, so playing sports seemed like a better use of my time. |
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I'm too upset about the destruction of the world's rainforests to focus on my homework. |
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I'm still recovering from surgery and I didn't have enough energy to do my homework. |
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I was too hungry from my religious fast to focus on my homework. |
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My dad just got back from a tour in Iraq, so I didn't have time to finish my homework. |
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I didn't do my homework because I'm trying to save trees. |
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I found a secret tunnel under my house and I ended up spending all night exploring it. |
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My dad accidentally mixed my homework into his pile of documents to shred. |
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I'm sorry this assignment is late, my Internet connection has been especially slow. |
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Why are you mad at me for something I didn't do?! |
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I sent you the email, it must have gotten lost in your spam filter. |
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No hablo ingles. |
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My homework may be late, but my mom still says I'm special. |
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I left my homework at sports practice. |
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It was either homework or Starcraft... Easy choice. |
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There are children starving in China, and you're worried about whether I did my homework? |
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I'm on strike against homework. |
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I forgot how to do this over summer break. |
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I know your workload is heavy, so I didn't want to contribute by giving you more homework to grade. |
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Termites ate my homework. My house is infested, we're getting it tented next week. |
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I'm not doing your textbook work, my parents say that the Bible is the only book worth reading. |
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I had too many chores to do my homework last night. |
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My goal is to become a TV star, so watching TV seemed like a better use of my time. |
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I didn't finish my homework because I just don't work well under pressure. |
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The rain soaked through my backpack and destroyed my homework. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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