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I'm sorry I'm late, my battery died last night and I had to jumpstart my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my battery died on my way here and I had to call a tow truck. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, a deer jumped in front of my car and I swerved off the road. |
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I won't be able to make it, I ran out of deodorant. |
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I won't be able to make it, I've been deported. |
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I won't be coming to your holiday party, I get depressed around all those happy people. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my usual route was closed for maintenance and I got lost finding my way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my dog crapped in my shoe. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ate my daughter's homework and I had to rush him to the vet. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ate my son's homework and I had to rush him to the vet. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my dog likes to hide my car keys. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ran out the front door as I was leaving and I had to catch him! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was trapped by a Jehovah's Witness at my door. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, there was a Mormon at my door who just wouldn't leave. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, there was a salesman at my door who just wouldn't leave. |
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I'm sorry, I must have double booked myself! |
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I'm sorry, I'm still feeling ill from the packet of cocaine I swallowed to smuggle across customs. |
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I can't make it then, my parents are dying and I need to be with them. |
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I won't be able to make it, I've contracted dysentery from playing Oregon Trail. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to fix my house after the huge earthquake last night. |
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I can't come to the Easter party, I'm allergic to rabbits. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had a power outage last night and now my electric car won't start. |
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I won't be able to make it, my old disease is flaring up and it's embarrassing to talk about. |
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Sorry, had to perform an emergency exorcism. Yeah, I freelance. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost pulling off the road for an emergency vehicle. |
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I won't be coming to the party because my ex will be there. |
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I can't make it that day, I have an exorcism scheduled then! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a family emergency. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to feed my canary. |
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I'm all out of pants and, believe me, I'm gonna need a larger fig leaf than this! |
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I won't be able to make it, it's Flag Day. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got a flat tire on my way here. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my flight got delayed. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have food poisoning. |
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I won't be able to make it, my friend just croaked and I'm pretty bummed about it. |
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You might say I'm hungover, but I prefer the term "funsick," thank you. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my garage door wouldn't open. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the gate to my gated community wouldn't open. |
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I'm sorry, I'm just genetically predisposed to be late. |
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I won't be able to make it, my gerbil is in heat! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my GPS gave me bad directions. |
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I'm sorry I'm late -- the only way I can deal with you is after a few stiff drinks. |
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I won't be able to make it, my grandfather just died and today is his funeral. |
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I won't be able to make it today, my grandmother just died and today is her funeral. |
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I won't be able to make it, I've been bad so I'm grounding myself. |
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I won't be able to make it, it's hailing outside! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a massive hangover. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have a splitting headache. |
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I won't be able to make it, I sprained my neck headbanging at a metal show last night. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm suffering from heatstroke. |
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