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389 Work Excuses

I need a day off to recover from my terrible ordeal. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
The bartender wouldn't let me leave. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm feeling fat today, so I'm just going to go ahead, stay home and "think thin." Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I respond only after the third phone call. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I accidentally set my clock back an hour instead of forward. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be coming in today, I have to stay home to Tivo the finale of my favorite soap. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toilet overflowed and I had to clean it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll be in late today. Really late. So late it might seem like tomorrow morning. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to work overtime, I have non-refundable tickets to a show tonight. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my toupee wouldn't cooperate this morning! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, the traffic was horrible. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I tripped and twisted my ankle walking to my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I've been absent, I recently developed a condition where I sprout thick fur from my face. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Bermuda. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in London. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'll be on vacation in Vancouver. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I've had an unfortunate incident and I don't want to talk about it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I've got big plans! Big, vague plans. Big, vague plans that are suddenly withering to your questions. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I tried to make it, but I'm a vampire and couldn't get into the building without an invitation. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was bitten by a vampire, so the day shift is out of the question. Night shift? Maybe. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm vegetarian and my friend pranked me by putting meat in my food, so now I'm too sick to work. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
If I see that cubicle, I'll vomicle. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to walk the dog. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
By not coming into the office today, I'm supporting the war on error. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to water my plants. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
AAACH BOSS CAN'T COME IN ARRGH TURNING INTO WEREWOLF AROOOO! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to help someone with his whatchamacallit. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry I won't be in today. You're really into this whole work thing, aren't you? Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?" Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
There's something in the office I think I'm allergic to. I think it's the work. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I worked late last night working on this excuse. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Boss can you hear me yeah sorry about the noise yeah spacetime wormhole thing going on here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I don't have the right clothes for that job. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I thought no one would notice. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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