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I had a premonition that I will get into a car crash today, so I don't feel safe driving to school. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My goal is to become a pro athlete, so playing sports seemed like a better use of my time. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I pulled my back last night. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, there's rain, sleet, and snow outside, and I'm no postman. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm too upset about the destruction of the world's rainforests to focus on my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm feeling a little dizzy from fasting for Ramadan. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I woke up with a strange rash this morning and I need today off to get it checked out. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have a rash. Even there? ESPECIALLY there. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm still recovering from surgery and I didn't have enough energy to do my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I hit every red light on my way here! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I've been absent, I finally checked myself into rehab. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Sorry I'm late, but time is a relative, subjective phenomenon anyway, so let's not make a big deal. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I was too hungry from my religious fast to focus on my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I fell asleep, I'm fasting for religious reasons and I don't have much energy. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dad just got back from a tour in Iraq, so I didn't have time to finish my homework. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, my dad is finally returning from a tour in Iraq! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Everyone tells me I should take more risks, so I tried skydiving and I broke my leg. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I ran over a squirrel and I had to make sure it was okay. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was sagging my pants and I couldn't walk very fast. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Uh, I hope YOU didn't eat the salmon mousse too! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was stopped in the street by Sasha Baron Cohen on my way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I could tell you why I was absent, but then I'd have to kill you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I could tell you why I'm late, but then I'd have to kill you. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I found a secret tunnel under my house and I ended up spending all night exploring it. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it today, I just had a seizure and I need to rest for a while. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I just ate shellfish and I think I'm allergic. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I have to clean my shower grout. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My dad accidentally mixed my homework into his pile of documents to shred. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my big brother beat me up this morning! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm having bad side effects from my new medicine. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I got stuck in the shower. Once you start whistling Handel's "Messiah," you really have to finish it Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, a skunk sprayed me as I was walking to my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I suffered sleep paralysis for hours this morning. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I accidentally took my sleeping pills instead of my vitamins. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I sliced my finger making breakfast and had to clean up. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a slow driver the whole way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry this assignment is late, my Internet connection has been especially slow. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
There's a rattlesnake hiding in my lawn, and I'm afraid it'll bite me if I leave for my car. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, my car got snowed in. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I won't be able to make it, I'm snowed in to my house. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I wanted to stay home today and indulge my fantasy of being a stay-at-home soap opera critic. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Why are you mad at me for something I didn't do?! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got something in my eye on the way here. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I need a day off to reflect on my life and truly find myself. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I could go through the motions of sounding sick, but I respect your intelligence enough to just lie. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a gash in the space-time continuum. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I sent you the email, it must have gotten lost in your spam filter. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
My homework may be late, but my mom still says I'm special. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
Someone must have put something in my drink last night, I've been groggy and nauseous this morning. Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook
I have split personality disorder, the OTHER me was sleeping! Share On Facebook Share On Twitter Share on Messenger Facebook

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