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I feel lucky >
I'm sorry I'm late, I had to help someone with his whatchamacallit.
You may ask why I was absent. I'd rather ask, "why not?"
You may ask why I'm late. I'd rather ask, "Why not?"
Let's be honest. I'm Wiccan. People don't like me anyway.
I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you.
I won't be coming to school today, my hand still cramps from writing yesterday's essay.
I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost and missed the turn.
You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up.
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